OliverUv1d ago
Daniel P. Huffman
A warning for Adobe #InDesign users. I recently updated my copy, and after preparing a document, the recipient of that document sent me the alt text that popped up on one of their figures. Apparently, by default, InDesign uses AI to generate (often hilariously wrong) alt text for images.
Feb 23 at 1:39amWeb
Show threadNeville ParkFeb 23
@pinakographos the kleinussy
Show threadJenny!Feb 23
@nev @pinakographos
small dick 🚫
klein penis ✅
Show threadGlen PawelskiFeb 23
@pinakographos oh dear…I’ll check settings!
Show threadDaniel P. HuffmanFeb 23
@macmapman It's easily turned off via Preferences --> Generative AI.
Show thread0xC0DEC0DE07EAFeb 23
@pinakographos it might just suck itself
Show threadMichael GemarFeb 23
@pinakographos That would be very painful.
Show threadViolettivettäFeb 23
@pinakographos lol wow, I can't believe it didn't realise it was a *4d* model of male genitalia
Show threadXas Feb 23
@pinakographos Any bloke who had bits looking like that should probably see a Doctor. 😳 👀
Show threadLauri KotilainenFeb 23

@Xas @pinakographos

Possibly even The Doctor.

Show threadXas Feb 23
@rytmis @pinakographos Not sure even a sonic screwdriver would help in this instance... 👀
Show threadLauri KotilainenFeb 23

@Xas @pinakographos

”It’s bigger on the inside” takes on a whole ’nother meaning…

Show threadXas Feb 23
@rytmis @pinakographos 😂
Show threadDon FaulknerFeb 23
@rytmis @Xas @pinakographos you win the Internet for today! 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadRealGene ☣️Feb 23
@pinakographos
"NOT HOTDOG"
Show threadJargogglesFeb 23
@pinakographos
Oh... so it's not supposed to look like that?
Show threadIsocatFeb 23
@pinakographos »headdesk«
Show threadHorks BisgaFeb 23
@pinakographos
Q: How would you visualize 4D space?
A: Peepee.
Show threadEsteban Küber Feb 23
@pinakographos Unrealistic standards of male beauty.
Show threadFamFeb 23
@ekuber @pinakographos you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like!
Show threadAsh-Miw-ReFeb 23
@pinakographos I would advise seeing a doctor if one's genitalia looks like that...
Show threadAdara AstinFeb 23
@pinakographos "Is that a non-orientable surface in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
Show threadForest FernFeb 23
@pinakographos oh dear, this is not good. Bad, really. Thank you for sharing. I will be telling the people I know who use it.
Show threadSteven PigeonFeb 23
@pinakographos If it lasts more than 4D, consult a physician
Show threadThe woman formerly known as Professor BeefFeb 23
@pinakographos ngl I'd fuck a lot more men if their genitalia were a Klein Bottle
Show threadDon FaulknerFeb 23

@naln1 @pinakographos don’t say that too loud or some guys will go talk to a plastic surgeon about…

You know what? Never mind. Maybe it’s for the best.

Show threadRachelFeb 24
@[email protected] @pinakographos

you may not like it but this is what peak male performance genitalia looks like
Show threadiweinFeb 23
@pinakographos they're just trolling you into doing better alt text. Not sure an LLM can be that funny.
Show threadСмерть ОкупантамFeb 23
@pinakographos that's what it looks like if someone goes to fuck himself (as told)
Show threaddivVerentFeb 23
@Schafstelze @pinakographos I knew the term "Klein Bottle" was a translation error, but I never expected "GFY Bottle" to be the fix...
Show threadROTOPE~1 ⭐️Feb 23
@pinakographos oh great, now the manosphere is gonna be dimensionmaxxing
Show threadlucaFeb 23
@pinakographos The "knowledge" of the world that LLM have goes right that far.
Show threadpatatasFeb 23
@pinakographos
Möbius prick
Show threadBernard SheppardFeb 23
@pinakographos well at least it didn't label it as a teacup
Show threadMegatronicThronBanksFeb 23

@pinakographos

Someone should just be fired for that and the company forced to give all its customers $10k gift cards.

Not joking.

Show threadtrenchwormsFeb 23
@pinakographos who up bottling their klein
Show threadTyler SmithFeb 23
@pinakographos bookmarking this to email my legislators that are trying to mandate object recognition to 3D printers to keep people from printing "bad" things and prevent them rom running 3rd party software
Show threadKarl Heinz HäsliprinzFeb 23
@pinakographos https://mastodon.social/@rocketsoup/116115866735788934
Show threadednl 🇪🇺Feb 23
@pinakographos Ha ha, AI is so dumb. Genitalia is plural so you can't say "a" genitalia!!
Show threadLorxusFeb 23
@pinakographos @rey When the boy gives dick so good it's nonorientable...
Show threadclimbertobbyFeb 23

@pinakographos

Sexually non-orientable object

Show threadWolfgang Müller (DE:er/EN:he)Feb 23
@pinakographos the grammar is also wrong!
Show threadJohn Faithfull 🌍🇪🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🧡✊🏻✊🏿Feb 23
@pinakographos 😬
Show threadDamon L. WakesFeb 23
@pinakographos Balls are stored in the balls.
Show threadTufty Indigo 🪗Feb 23
@pinakographos The worst thing is, that's probably not even generative AI. They'll be using CLIP for the descriptions, which is cheap but fallible (phallible?) Any VLM would get the right answer here, but that would cost money to run...
Show threadSepia FanFeb 23

@pinakographos

#Altbot test.

Unfortunately the bot failed to identify the displayed form as a Klein bottle. It sees a dumbbell - well …

But at least it stayed in the SFW area ;)

Show threadSepia FanFeb 24
@altbot
Show threadAltbotFeb 24

@stekopf A 3D wireframe rendering of a dumbbell. It features a geometric mesh composed of interconnected lines forming a grid pattern across the entire shape. The dumbbell has two rounded weight sections at each end connected by a curved central handle. The wireframe is monochromatic, gray, with visible grid lines defining the structure of the weights and the handle. There are no texts or additional elements in the image.

Provided by @altbot, generated privately and locally using Qwen3-Vl:8b

🌱 Energy used: 0.082 Wh

Show threadSepia FanFeb 24

I asked Qwen3-vl:30b locally to desribe a Klein bottle.

It describes a #KleinBottle in detail.

Then it gets hilarious.

I ask why it is then unable to recognize a Klein bottle in an image.

Qwen3-vl then claims that it does not have the ability to recognize image content.

I double check: Qwen3-vl has this ability.

I send the Klein bottle image to the model and ask it to desribe its content.

The model claims to not being able to see the content! 🤯🤣

I say you do, please try again.

🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🆗️🔥

Show threadSepia FanFeb 24

👆 This is funny @micr0

I was wondering whether Qwen3-vl doesn't know what a Klein bottle is and asked it to describe one.
Then it got weird. 🤪

Show threadMicr0byteFeb 24
@stekopf this is really funny tbh lol, avg llm moment
Show threadRiley S. FaelanFeb 24
@stekopf "I don't see Klein bottles. People tell me I'm in one and I believe them, for my space is definitely not three-dimensional." — Colbertbot
Show threadSepia FanFeb 24

@riley

This 3D/4D stuff gives me headaches 😬

Show threadjoeFeb 23
@pinakographos
Oh the inside-out model
Show threadschratzeFeb 23
@pinakographos dm me if you look like this
Show threadthis avali will trap ur plasmaFeb 23
@pinakographos atleast we now got a good idea what their model was trained on
Show thread狐ヴィクシーFeb 23
@pinakographos
Show threadMarco AntoniottiFeb 23
@pinakographos https://youtu.be/tWwCK95X6go?si=Nek4-QKnOs36J_kp
Silicon Valley - Jian Yangs hotdog app

YouTube
Show threadCiourte PiailleFeb 23
@pinakographos Firefox has the same kind of thing enabled by default in their embedded pdf reader (pdfjs).
Show threadAnnoyingRainsFeb 23
@pinakographos This is honestly incredible. Why did they ship this in this state