Mastodawn

1990s: *enthusiastic schoolteacher voice* the computer is a place where anything can happen

2020s: *grizzled, world-weary army sergeant voice* the computer is a place where anything can happen

@jk especially mobile devices and such, your post have made my day xD

@jk you can do anything at zombocom

@jk That’s me in 2005, the year I opened my first email account, and in 2015, the year I became a legal adult.

@jk too real

@jk Computer Chronicles!

@jk we were so naive

@jk From Miss Frizzle to Ms. Frazzled

@jk @codinghorror As a 1990s era high school computer science teacher and low level computer shill, *ouch*, man. This stings.

@jk send this back to the 1990s and the 1950s with no explanation, but irrefutable evidence that it is a message from the year 2026

anything (wondrous) vs. anything (traumatized)

@jk only took a couple decades. I, of course, as always, blame the corporate shitheads