My grandma has a 22 year old block of cheese

https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/40462403

Blåhaj Lemmy - Choose Your Interface

Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)
At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom
Actually, I think it’s cheese.
moldy and bacterial cheese, thats not good for you, yum.

If the wax seal has never been broken and it’s been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I’d 100% eat it.

If you cannot verify either: chuck it.

As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it’s been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour… carve and enjoy.
Well, carve at least
That knee looks a little suspicious.
It absolutely does.
It’s not been stored correctly though for aging. It’s not even the oldest cheese I’ve eaten though.

That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.

Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP

Lol we’re no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house

Lol we’re no fans of the packers either.

We all make mistakes sometimes.

Fuck This Pussy?

I mean, a little forward, but…

zzzzzzzzip

Fuck The Population?
File Transfer Protocol
Friends that poop
eat the fucking cheese
Is that an astronaut?
My assumption from the coloring was a football player.
The back label says football player
So, it’s an astronaut. Like Katie Perry.

Or a football playing king in space, with a moustache

I thought that at first too, but it definitely looks more like an astronaut helmet.
Did you miss the 2nd picture of the back of it that says 4oz football player at the top?

It’s a football player. The yellow and green color of the wax seal are the team colors of the Green Bay Packers in Wisconsin.

Now if you’ll excuse me: FTP

This cheese is out of this world.
I was still in high school when that cheese was made.
And you’re almost done with 11th grade!

Sometimes I wish I were still in high school, but mostly because it was a different era… How foolish and idealistic we were to believe that dubbya was going to be the worst president and that America would ever unfuck its shit and become s place worth living in again “soon”. There was no actual recovery after 9/11; just manic delusions.

No, unfortunately, no matter how hard I yearn and wish and dream, it’s not 2003 anymore and I’ll never be in high school again. Hell, I don’t even envy the kids who are in high school NOW. I hear that all the issues schools used to have back then have only gotten worse. Even college has become a scam due to student loans. I’m actually glad I quit college to just work and pay off my loans twenty years ago.

If I had stayed in college for my chosen major I’d still be in debt to this day but unable to find work. Things would have only turned out better for me if I had changed my major to go full on into engineering, but that concept was nowhere near my mind back then and wasn’t even close to “on the table”. And now, even that track is oversaturated. The economy is hemorrhaging all its resources at the parasitic tumors afflicting its managerial and administrative levels. We’re all just waiting for the confidence game to fall apart at this point…

I was in 2md grade when that cheese was made. I’m turning 30 this year
You have pleasant hands.
yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong

I remember getting into such a heated argument with a dumbass on early lemmy about moldy bread and cheese.

it got so heated that I was issued a temporary ban for telling them to go ahead and eat a moldy cheese sandwich and die from food poisoning.

some people just want to prove they’re “tough” by risking their lives for the dumbest shit.

May I offer you a tasty tidepod in these trying times?

Moldy bread? Nah.

Moldy hard cheese? Just generously cut off the mold and it’s fine.

For anyone’s interest, the rule of thumb is the colony on the surface is half the size of the depth that needs to be trimmed, so half an inch in diameter would be a one inch depth of removal
Rule of thumb, don’t be a dumbass about it and you can do potentially dangerous stuff just fine
It isn’t potentially dangerous when properly trimmed though, that’s the point.

Think of what cheese is.

“I milked this cow, and now the milk has become full of bacteria, smells gross, and has solidified…but I think I’m going to eat it.”

What I mean is that you have no idea what bacteria is in that cheese or if the beer fridge was constantly refrigerated. If it doesn’t kill you it could still lead to an unpleasant ER visit. Not worth it over $10-20 worth of cheese.
give up dude. half the population is so brain rotted they don’t even have the will to survive anymore and just want to risk their health by eating expired food because “I’m tough”.

Bad news, I don’t think it’s mild cheddar anymore

Oh no, that’s become wild cheddar my friend.

Still more cultured than the US.
Hey, I’ve got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that’s played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
Okay, fair. You get a pass.
Not sure what goes on in Jin’s cheese pantry.
What color did it start as
Do not eat green cheese.
It’s not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
Be sure to ask for the green coffin at your green funeral.
Not sure it can legally be called cheese anymore
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
The ultimate Packers cheese head
Only 78 more years to go!