My friends often feel bad I'm single saying it must be hard etc, it ain't, today I'm eating a bowl of custard for tea because I can, meanwhile my friend can't play football tomorrow because he's got to cut the grass and fit some shelves, so who's the idiot?
@fesshole Fitting shelves and mowing the lawn aren't activities exclusive to couples...?

@lunarloony

True, but most single men live like pigs.

@fesshole