its become in internal meme that accepting a pen from a partner company is corruption/bribery. So we all offer each other pens.
to be honest, I have no idea why I'm subject to corruption training. I'm not customer-facing, nor am I a salesdroid.
but I can be bought.
@da_667 *offers Catte-themed XCOM mod*
@da_667 we all have a price. I'm pretty cheap
@da_667 time to go find some memes about pens...
@da_667 same, thats why I have a job. Well, I guess I am renting myself out...?