can you imagine being the first human to catch a falling starlink satellite
if you do manage it, spacex should make it a contest where you can win $10m or somehting
the new gold rush, bunch of folks out in fields tryna score that hot hot metal
@SecureOwl gimme dat palladium!
@Viss @SecureOwl mmmm hypo-allergenic metals...
@SecureOwl i imagine the hospital would be quite impressed too!
@Viss technically it's gotta be possible, you'd probably want a glove or two
@SecureOwl sure - meteorites make it to the ground sometimes too!
@Viss @SecureOwl I wish Sam Altman would be the first to catch a Starlink with his face
@keisatsu @Viss @SecureOwl while that would be nifty, I'd prefer it to be Elon, just so we can figure out what the opposite of "hoisted by his own petard" should be called

@SecureOwl catch a falling star (link) and put it in my pocket ...

Nah, I think I'll just build lasers to fry starlink satellites so I can pick those fruits on demand.

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They are close to car sized, even if broken up in several parts, so your name is probably the incredible hulk if you can catch one.

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I am slightly worried Elmo is going to deorbit one directly onto @sundogplanets .
@silvermoon82 @SecureOwl Nah, they're all uncontrolled reentries, that's the whole problem. No targeting possible!

@SecureOwl Wouldn't you know it, they made a song about EXACTLY THAT* in the '80s!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhxF9Qg5mOU

*: not actually about exactly that

Boy Meets Girl - Waiting for a Star to Fall (Official Video)

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