@dushman where's my boy saddam!?

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@dushman you forgot the emergency remotely activated bombs in case someone gets in.
can't let them leave with your treasures, got to blow up the entrance to cave them in.

@dushman I remember years ago someone did a really shitty (but hilarious) photoshop of the “STOP! GO NO FURTHER!” grim reaper warning sign in the underwater cave.

@dushman well, yes, human grifter personality is such that putting spikes elicits the response "cool, if they have all those traps, there must be treasure they are trying to hide"

@dushman @cstross Just follow the glowing cat; it’ll take you to this magical place and to great power

@dushman It's not a serious problem after ~400yrs, maybe ~800. The multiple thousands is back down to background level.