When shopping, I go to up to 4 supermarkets to buy eggs in at least two colours, so that I can alternate them when loading them into the egg dispenser
@fesshole You have an egg dispenser? Posh!
@sten they're like a tenner on Amazon - hardly the height of decadence.
my 19 month old son, who recently discovered he can open the refrigerator and take out a carton of eggs, would have fun with one of these. And by fun I mean watching mom and dad clean up the mess.

The height of my eggcentricity is trying to make the remaining eggs in the carton symmetrical and using one more egg if necessary.
@Edent @sten You get yor eggs from amazon for £10 each? What a life of luxury.