me: work LLM, how are "work ethic" metrics calculated?
work LLM - these key factors .... KPI bullshit....
me: generate the .md files needed to satisfy those metrics
work LLM - OK!
@kajer rip compliance wonks

@Viss there is a method for "nudges" that does not work because the script that read ACK:true can't deal with the asterisks

so EVERYONE has unACK'd "nudges"

@kajer parsing bugs are the bugs that will outlive cockroaches

@Viss

confirmed my "work ethic" status is now GREEN

had to do some markdown edits on a file because the green status depends on $word: true when other scripts use markdown, so **$word**:true doesn't match.

so yeah, LLM win if it can tell me exactly what metric is used to show my "status" and then I can just ask the LLM to satisfy that status.

Look.... I'm not in a department in this company that is mission critical to what we do here. I am IT/network and sometime work with devops to come up with solutions. 2 years ago they tried to lump me under the devops micromanager who says OK to everything, then promptly tells you do do that thing you just agreed to not do. I noped off the DevOps team so fast. Look, deploying office networks and firewall policy is not something we "sprint."

I have 0 issues making my status stay green when my CEO is on a unhinged AI kool-aid fueled warpath telling people to not come to work monday if they are not doing $thing or working 10 hour days

@kajer i saw a post from i think fesshole a few days ago, or last week that was like:

"bossman says we need to be using ai for everything and they grade us by token usage, so i have the ai chatbot running a tamagotchi simulation for me and im getting praise cuz im the highest spend in tokens now"

perhaps something similar for you? :D

@Viss @kajer *Snorts Hot Coffee*

Giggles.

Sinuses are clear now.

@elfin @kajer you didnt need those boogers anyway