The wife asked how big my pisses are so I used the measuring jug to check. Now we both know my bladder volume. She didn't accept that I could just put the jug in the dishwasher. Had to buy a new one and took the washed one to a local charity shop.
@fesshole Why the fuck would you donate the piss jug?! rotten
@mactunag @fesshole Because contrary to Fesser's spouse's opinion, once through the dishwasher and it's fine.