Fesshole 🧻3d ago
The wife asked how big my pisses are so I used the measuring jug to check. Now we both know my bladder volume. She didn't accept that I could just put the jug in the dishwasher. Had to buy a new one and took the washed one to a local charity shop.
Show threadRí Rua 
@fesshole Why the fuck would you donate the piss jug?! rotten
Mar 25 at 10:23pmWeb
Show threadMark. Just Mark.3d ago

@mactunag @fesshole
Remember that this is fesshole.

What actually happened was he donated the new one to the charity shop, keeps pissing in the piss jug and washing it in the dishwasher, and definitely hasn't told his wife.

Ticks most of the fesshole boxes.

Show threadJonas  3d ago
@mactunag I wouldn't mind buying it as long as it's made of glass or steel
Show threadLog 🪵3d ago
@mactunag @fesshole Because contrary to Fesser's spouse's opinion, once through the dishwasher and it's fine.