If you immediately know what is in this box you might be an electronics nerd

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@gloriouscow long game boy

@sudo_EatPant
looooong poooooong!

well, it's not long enough to be that
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@gloriouscow a 2,000W resistor?
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assorted lengths of wire (unbent)

@ozzelot

Raw wire ore , just like it comes out of the wire mines

@gloriouscow is it a tube full of cathode rays?
@gloriouscow Lots of these?

@shelldozer Yes! An absolute shit-ton of 4416 4-bit DRAMs.

Now I can finally populate my EGA RAM expansion cards.

@gloriouscow long cga
@SArpnt it will go in my 511111150
@gloriouscow @SArpnt Plugs into an EEEEEISA slot?

@SArpnt @gloriouscow the tricky part of installing it (besides mechanically supporting it, or keeping its entire length indoors so it isn't affected by weather) is downgrading your 4.77Mhz xtal. A normal bus signal cannot propagate down the length of the card at IBM's breakneck speeds.

On the plus side, with this card you gain access to an entire ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ๐‘กโ„Ž color!