Cabel Sasser

i emailed frito-lay to file a very urgent complaint about many of their so-called “flavored triangles” NOT BEING ACTUAL TRIANGLES

understandably, they did not have time for my B.S. 😌

Mar 25 at 8:12pmWeb
Show threadJon NemargutMar 25
@cabel they extra flavored it, though
Show threadysbrekerMar 25
@cabel I wonder what the coupons are for
Show threadMario GuzmánMar 25

@cabel okay… but “Mexican street corn”? *facepalm*

Can I make you REAL esquites or elote? Like how it’s actually prepared?

Show threadAmethyst 🌸Mar 25
@cabel why use the term "triangles" at all, that's not even a flattering word, why not "chips" or "crisps" or something more descriptive than a shape?
Show threadCabel SasserMar 25
@amethyst we spent a LOT of time wondering why the lawyers requested “flavored triangles”. we are stumped
Show threadDamon Ferguson4d ago

@cabel @amethyst I think their final response will be yet another description (or rather, disclaimer) printed on the bag:

* some triangles may get damaged in transit, therefore becoming quadrangles, pentagons, hexagons, heptagons, or octagons.

Show thread̶s̶e̶t̶h̶ ̶ ̶Mar 25
@cabel How do you know it's not just two triangles stuck together along the hypotenuse?
Show threadCM HarringtonMar 25
@seth @cabel TRIANGLE FLAVOUR FUSION!
Show threadFerranMar 25
@cabel I'd love to see how you phrased your original urgent complaint. 😄
Show threadJonathan HendryMar 25

@cabel

Just leaving themselves open for legal action by a topologist.

Show threadBrandonMar 25
@cabel what has happened to the world. Would it have killed them to just admit that they are not triangles?!
Show threadkcǃMar 25
@cabel clearly ‘triangle’ is a flavor, not the shape… 😳🤣
Show threadDarryl RammMar 25

@cabel

Forget the shape, there is nothing appealing to me about corn tortillas flavored like a Mexican street.

Show threadJay PMar 25
@cabel somewhat related, make sure to try the Trader Joe's Elote Corn Chip Dippers. A million times better than those.
Show threadMike SaxMar 25
@cabel I don’t understand the problem. You got an extra corner. They should have charged you more.
Show threadPepijn BruienneMar 26
@cabel Ted L. Nancy would like you to not give up this easily.
Show threadEric deRuiterMar 26
@cabel when I was a kid I called the number on Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing and asked where the hidden valley was. They said they didn’t know but they would check. They put me on hold for a few minutes and then came back on and told me “it is actually a consumer warehouse in <some state I don’t remember>”