i emailed frito-lay to file a very urgent complaint about many of their so-called “flavored triangles” NOT BEING ACTUAL TRIANGLES

understandably, they did not have time for my B.S. 😌

@cabel when I was a kid I called the number on Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing and asked where the hidden valley was. They said they didn’t know but they would check. They put me on hold for a few minutes and then came back on and told me “it is actually a consumer warehouse in <some state I don’t remember>”