Cabel SasserMar 25

i emailed frito-lay to file a very urgent complaint about many of their so-called “flavored triangles” NOT BEING ACTUAL TRIANGLES

understandably, they did not have time for my B.S. 😌

Show threadAmethyst 🌸Mar 25
@cabel why use the term "triangles" at all, that's not even a flattering word, why not "chips" or "crisps" or something more descriptive than a shape?
Show threadCabel Sasser
@amethyst we spent a LOT of time wondering why the lawyers requested “flavored triangles”. we are stumped
Mar 25 at 8:36pmWeb
Show threadDamon Ferguson5d ago

@cabel @amethyst I think their final response will be yet another description (or rather, disclaimer) printed on the bag:

* some triangles may get damaged in transit, therefore becoming quadrangles, pentagons, hexagons, heptagons, or octagons.