Okay, lol, I was just using speech-to-text to make a post, and my dogs started barking, and this is what it transcribed:

(barf. Barf. Barf.)

@alisynthesis Now run it through Translate.
@alisynthesis What kind of a dog do you have?????? LOL

@Roofhare it's been way too long since I watched Spaceballs. I also somehow totally missed until looking for a picture of Barf just now that Spaceballs 2 is coming!

The soich for more money!!

@alisynthesis over a decade ago I accidentally turned that on on my Samsung phone, and my cat started meowing at me. This got transcribed as "Arr. Arr."
@alisynthesis "Not in here, this is a Mercedes!"

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"Hey! Stop lookin' up my can!"

"Sorry."

The back-and-forth b/t John Candy and Joan Rivers in that movie is some of my favorite ever comedy.

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I love it that Mel starred in Alan Johnson’s remake of Ernst Lubitsch’s “To Be or Not to Be”.

Both versions of that film are so satisfying. We could definitely use a new version for today’s world.

@neverbeaten I haven't seen either one, I'll have to check them out. Should I see the serious one then the remake?

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They’re very similar in tone. It’s a loving, respectful remake. I like both equally. But just for the sake of history, I’d suggest watching the original first.

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My dog "boofs" lol. (Per my ears, not transcription.)