allowing html emails is still the largest risk that pretty much every org is intentionally accepting send toot
@cR0w I'll see your HTML emails and raise you a general access VPN
@mttaggart VPNs at least provide some function.
@cR0w headshot signature blocks are critical business function send toot
@cR0w When HTML first showed up in email it so cool. Around lunch that same day I was already over it.
@cR0w I still think of that time many years ago when a coworker said that I shouldn't use a plain text e-mail client because everyone puts so much effort into the HTML formatting. :P
@tk Interesting priorities they have there. 

@cR0w ok ok, what about...

Markdown emails!

I'm only half-joking. Out of the box plaintext compatible, and let's one use the basic formatting that most people would want/use... but without all the HTML baggage.

@draeath No. No hyperlinks. No embedded images. Text and attachments only.
@cR0w sounds like a job for the markdown rendering engine client-side.
@draeath I don't want users to see misleading images or clicking links, even on accident. So I don't want anything rendered but text.

@cR0w

The tracking pixels are nasty.

@cR0w Then how will my boss see my rad marquee sliders and tiled backgrounds?