Point N' Click
Molly Whitesome Coinbase customers are horrified that the Coinbase app is encouraging them to gamble
they're so close
thomkennon@molly0xfff that's a scream
bituur esztreym@molly0xfff poor things
The Duke of Fall 
@molly0xfff The practiced refusal to equate speculative investment of any kind with gambling is one of the most bizarre cognitive dissonance things I see on the regular.
HellPie@molly0xfff they're gonna lose their mind when they find out what "risk management" actually is
fuzzyfuzzyfungus@hellpie @molly0xfff "What kind of risk management do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds! Memecoins and sportsbook!"
Third spruce tree on the left
Keenan@molly0xfff “I want to gamble without being reminded that I have a problem!”
J4ck@molly0xfff This is my surprised face.
delicta 
@molly0xfff gamblers got encouraged to gamble 🤔
FurballsNHairballs@molly0xfff
Yet so far
Yet so far
Tock@molly0xfff Waiting for Coinbase and Kalshi ads to fill the gap Publisher's Clearing House left for AM Daytime TV.
@molly0xfff This guy is literally posting screenshots of the brand values they remind him of several times a day and complaining about lack of consistent brand values.
So close to achieving self-awareness.
Tristan Colgate-McFarlane@molly0xfff "I was fine with the money laundering and the wholesale heroin, but this kind of thing is just too much!"
chris smith@molly0xfff we could buy a prediction contract on whether or not they actually do get it
i’m taking the “no” bet
Paolo Amoroso@molly0xfff Crypto brand values is a oxymoron.
RowinSpeez@molly0xfff Can I trust? LOL
Isocat@molly0xfff "I love Coinbase and hold the stock too" is a spelling and pronunciation variant of "Still love my Tesla, though!".
dontell
aburka 🫣@molly0xfff degens rn
traecer@molly0xfff
"feels like there are no consistent brand values"
🤣🤣🤣
Hot Dog Water, will not comply"Maybe the anonymous criminals bent on scraping the world of everything of value that I aspire to be just like when I harvest enough unearned fantasy wealth, don't have my best interests at heart."
Fuckin' Palmer. Dummy.
The Great Llama 
@molly0xfff
A coworker was complaining about scam phonecalls... "They only call me because I own crypto."
Before I could stop myself, I said, "Well yeah, they already know you fell for one con."
The look on his face was like I kicked a puppy. I honestly felt kinda bad.
sundaymidnight@molly0xfff
ohh who was Ponzi? he used crypto too? dollars are not for "laundry"? heroin didn't exist before Bitcoin? tell me more
(sseriously do you feel better pointing others like idiots? it's very superficial)
@sundaymidnight this is an incredibly defensive reply to a post that neither says nor implies anything about Ponzi schemes, money laundering, or heroin
Magnus Ahltorp@sundaymidnight Crypto currencies imply scams. Scams do not imply crypto currencies.
@molly0xfff
IMF operates in crypto? they are really scammers
2008 financial bubbles were in Bitcoin or maybe in Ether? Tell me
1929-1930 crisis was caused by crypto too?
@molly0xfff
We had a 100% inflation by year (literally, the money valued the half in one year: 1000$ turns into $500 in only 12 months). And you are worried for Coinbase.
Crypto is the secret arm that abolished the USA supremacy (the reason because they desesperatelly start wars today). But it's late already. They lost the game. Do you know Tron's USDT? It's the tool of Asia to unmount Western power (half of West, because I wasn't invited to the fest).
Violet MadderConsistent values, in THIS economy??
Voxel@molly0xfff I don't think the original idea of cryptocurrency was, to have others hold it for you.