Molly Whitesome Coinbase customers are horrified that the Coinbase app is encouraging them to gamble
they're so close
HellPie@molly0xfff they're gonna lose their mind when they find out what "risk management" actually is
fuzzyfuzzyfungus@hellpie @molly0xfff "What kind of risk management do you usually have here?"
"Oh, we got both kinds! Memecoins and sportsbook!"