you used to be able to kill or at least wound a computer with the wave of a magnet but theyve since evolved resistance to such primitive attacks

@computer
Depends how strong your magnet is.

(Gets out MRI machine)

@computer I like when Tom Scott narrated an alien describing humans, and warned that humans are not vulnerable to most magnetic fields. https://youtu.be/OcPqk-O-fD4
Danger: Humans

YouTube

@computer

I was hoping that someday AI would get advanced enough that we humans could just BS them to death, but it looks like they’ve already surpassed us.

@computer we need to stop the data centres from drinking all the water. That might be our last hope.
@computer
EMP still works. Always keep your EMP gun handy!
@dancingtreefrog @computer it won't work on ai-controlled human drones..

@valdelisle
You mean the ones walking around with phones in their hands and eyes glued to their phones?

It *will* kill their phone!
@computer