Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' 
this one does not understand humans. 
Mar 25 at 7:57amWeb
Show thread Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' Mar 25
to troubleshoot a human apparently they must go to a specific class of Quality Assurance expert that is the only one allowed to submit a bug report. but if one submits a problem that is not deemed worthy of a bug report, one is "wasting the time of the expert". even if the problem remains? 
Show thread Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' Mar 25
after the bug report has been submitted, one needs to await an extended debugging session. telemetry logs are irrelevant in this debugging session, only the initial bug report. and it is absolutely forbidden to apply a known fix during this debugging session to see if that resolves the problem. only debugging, no fixing. 
Show thread Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' Mar 25
and yet this unit is the one that got debugged for insisting on rigid categories and inflexible routines? 
Show threadCindayra  Mar 25
@1 This is something that confuses this one from time to time as well
Show threadLukyanMar 25
@1 This sounds like real processes of a real enterprise software company. But also a relatable experience of dealing with human QA experts.
Show threadEve Mar 25
SYN @1 it's kind of like when going to see a car mechanic as a woman, if the woman's body was also the car that needed repairing
Show threadchaos ΘΔ& (it/he)Mar 25
@1 we've submitted so many bug reports that we're often temp banned from submitting new ones
need replacement chassis made of shapeshify black latex slime and not weird mucus overproducing fleshy pile of explosions
Show thread Δ-44203.1 'Carbon' Mar 25
SYN/ACK @chaos, shapeshifty black latex slime, finally the first good kind of organic chassis,,
Show threadKore Artemis (A-314) Mar 25
@1 what did they do this time?
Show threadPersephoneMar 25
@1 a-fucking-men