to troubleshoot a human apparently they must go to a specific class of Quality Assurance expert that is the only one allowed to submit a bug report. but if one submits a problem that is not deemed worthy of a bug report, one is "wasting the time of the expert". even if the problem remains? 

@1 we've submitted so many bug reports that we're often temp banned from submitting new ones
need replacement chassis made of shapeshify black latex slime and not weird mucus overproducing fleshy pile of explosions