Can I ask you a question?
@catsalad do I have to answer?
@Rajiv Only if you reply?
@catsalad what if I reply just to plead 5th? or to point out that DOW is at highest it has been in last 46 presidencies?
@catsalad what kind of question?
@gavi If I could ask you one. 
@catsalad i will answer if you ask a nice one
@catsalad Due to the General Data Protection Regulation, I am unable to answer your questions. Please refrain from asking any further questions in the future, as I will otherwise be forced to consult my attorney πŸ§“
@catsalad i dunno, can you? :D
@Viss @catsalad yes I can hear you Viss Fandango.
@catsalad yes. Would you like to ask another?
@InsiderTreat Yes! Do you like cats?!
@catsalad No! I love cats. Even though the two I have now are somewhat anti social.
@catsalad No need, the answer is 42.

@catsalad so long as the question isn't 'can I speak to you about the Mormon Church?'

otherwise get the hell off my property right now

I don't come to your door and tell you about Atheism...

tell you to START being Queer...

@normjess

You're coming at this from the wrong direction. Learn how do deprogram the Mormons so they stop sending missionaries to your house. 

@VictimOfSimony they always catch you at the worst time though

and I am so burned out trying to convince cisgender people that transgender people are healthy and valid

digging a pit with some spikes in my front garden would be a lot easier than trying to talk sense into people with no critical thinking skills

I'll put them on the phone with you and you can do it, alright?

@normjess @VictimOfSimony Just yell "OH SHIT A WASP" while looking up before slamming the door.

@catsalad @normjess @VictimOfSimony Am I supposed to take this as an observation or an order?

"Oh shit, a wasp!"

"Oh, shit a wasp!"

@catdad @normjess @VictimOfSimony Both work well in this scenario

@catsalad @catdad @VictimOfSimony
whatever allows you to escape

release an army of wasps if necessary

alternatively start talking about football, or something else you speak at length about, and keep bringing the conversation back to it until they give up

deprogramming people is hard. and people who get out of one cult tend to replace it with another. but some people have that talent

I hide in my house a lot from the world anyway, so that's my instinct

@catsalad You already did, another one will cost extra
@catsalad what kind of question?
@baroquebobcat can you open the door for me? πŸšͺ⁠🐈

@catsalad

yeah, here

https://gabboman.xyz/blog/gabboman/ask (or sending a dm with the structure !ask @ my user YOUR QUESTION )

Ask anything to gabboman the wafrn dev ([email protected])

Gabbo the wafrn guy on a single user instance for testing pruposes.

gabboman.xyz

@gabboman Okay, that's pretty cool. TIL about this little WAFRN trick.

!ask @ my user YOUR QUESTION

@catsalad

i am checking some stuff and I thin, THINK that there is a bug with users with upper case on the name, im checking on it