Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) 
Can I ask you a question?
normie@catsalad so long as the question isn't 'can I speak to you about the Mormon Church?'
otherwise get the hell off my property right now
I don't come to your door and tell you about Atheism...
tell you to START being Queer...
Pseudonymous 
You're coming at this from the wrong direction. Learn how do deprogram the Mormons so they stop sending missionaries to your house. 
@VictimOfSimony they always catch you at the worst time though
and I am so burned out trying to convince cisgender people that transgender people are healthy and valid
digging a pit with some spikes in my front garden would be a lot easier than trying to talk sense into people with no critical thinking skills
I'll put them on the phone with you and you can do it, alright?
@normjess @VictimOfSimony Just yell "OH SHIT A WASP" while looking up before slamming the door.
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘@catsalad @normjess @VictimOfSimony Am I supposed to take this as an observation or an order?
"Oh shit, a wasp!"
"Oh, shit a wasp!"
@catsalad @catdad @VictimOfSimony
whatever allows you to escape
release an army of wasps if necessary
alternatively start talking about football, or something else you speak at length about, and keep bringing the conversation back to it until they give up
deprogramming people is hard. and people who get out of one cult tend to replace it with another. but some people have that talent
I hide in my house a lot from the world anyway, so that's my instinct