Recently broke my arm and had to learn to do lots of things left handed, including wiping my arse. The extra care and attention I've had to take means I am doing a better job than usual. My arsehole has never been so clean. Going to carry on using my left arm from now on.
@fesshole Cleaning your ass with your left hand is a stringent rule in most of Africa, as people were eating with their fingers, using their right hand. In Muslim countries offering food with your left hand is an offense. In Saddam's Irak the right hand could be amputated as a punishment for a crime, making you a social outcast.
@Frank_Engelhard @fesshole that's me fucked asa leftie then!
@baiteh @Frank_Engelhard @fesshole I'm right handed and have always used my left. I don't think I could manage it the other way around!