Maven (famous)Im pan so anyone can apply
https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1284100/im-pan-so-anyone-can-apply
toomanypancakesI can be really horny without help but you’re welcome to participate
flamingo_pinyataYou misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
Infinite edging, that’s the game.
Infinite edging, that’s the game.
Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?
Oldest profit in the world
Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it
It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.
There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔
SubArcticTundraI knew there would be loopholes in the bible!
𝄞 Inkstain (they/them)𓆩 𓆪Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth
lime!actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan
Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth
Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking
I don’t think that’s a new thing
MurseIs everybody on Lemmy horny all the time?
UnderpantsWeevilHalf the posts in Lemmy Shitposts seem like they’re from horny teens. I’ve blocked a number of accounts.
Get em
Banana
Dale
puppycat (she/her)
thethunderwolfWhat happened??
Got it out of his system, realized it’s overrated.
Jealous
There’s about 5 people on Lemmy posting 90% of the content, 3 of them seem to be horny all the time and there’s a non-zero chance they’re all just one person with several alts who spends all their time online.
Yeah, the rest of us just play along.
Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess
𝕽𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖑Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!
ekZepp
RmDebArc_5According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.
eezeebee“Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!
spoiler*There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.
whotookkarlNow that’s tane I can get into
I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄
What happened to It?
The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.
The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.
ryannathansFedinsfw.app
MinnesotaGoddamthe horniness got everywhere is what
Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.
joelfromausThe worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.
Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.
At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.