Maven (famous)2d ago

Im pan so anyone can apply

https://piefed.zip/c/lemmyshitpost/p/1284100/im-pan-so-anyone-can-apply

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According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.
Mar 24 at 7:29pmWeb
Show threadBanana2d ago
Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living
Show threadLost_My_Mind2d ago

I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.

…hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.

Show threadBanana2d ago
Show threadeezeebee2d ago
Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain’t gonna chase themselves
Show threadskwerlgyrl2d ago
“Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.
Show threadBanana2d ago

Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:

“You mean the clitastrophe?”

Show threadimadethis2d ago

Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!

spoiler

*There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.