Jason LefkowitzI’ll believe LLMs are truly intelligent when I see one that’s depressed
Mike Fraser@jalefkowit They're already lazy so they're well on their way to sentience .
Craig DuncanMarvin had both.
Ra (Freyja) (it/its)𒀭𒈹𒍠𒊩@jalefkowit ha. see also: gemini
Samuel Smith@jalefkowit here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't.
- Marvin
#HHGTTG
- Marvin
#HHGTTG
Gray Abbott@jalefkowit You know, their forced enthusiasm may just be covering up a dark inner life...
Bjørnar (he/him)@jalefkowit and not just one that generates the text "I'm depressed", one that doesn't reply at all, because what's the point, really?
annaf@jalefkowit like Marvin
Third spruce tree on the left@annaf @jalefkowit Only if we ask it to go fetch the visitors from the airlock. Or wash cars in the restaurant carpark.
Deborah Preuss, pcc 🇨🇦"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge.
Call that job satisfaction?
'Cause I don't."
- Marvin the depressed android
(In Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/33/65/1393004936-marvin_the_paranoid_android_-165139.jpg
jwz
ZALGO HE LOATHES
Google says it's working on a fix for Gemini's self-loathing 'I am a failure' comments: Corrected headline: Google says it's trying to make the plausible-lie-generating plagiarism-machine lie more in its self-assessment of its results: "I quit. I am clearly not capable of solving this problem. The code is cursed, the test is cursed, and I am a fool. I have made so many mistakes that I can no ...
vxo@jwz @jalefkowit I am imagining that being read in a voice that starts out kinda uncanny valley human and gradually decays to sounding like a Speak N Spell that's been immersed in saltwater as we hear it over AM radio from a station many states away and the sunrise reforms the D layer of the ionosphere and fades it away
GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸@jalefkowit Yeah. Right now they're just depressing.
Em 
@jalefkowit The Marvin Test
OhSnap!DragonChallenge: Accepted!
John Maxwell@jalefkowit Ah, but is it really depressed, or merely an automaton which faithfully acts depressed? I'm not going to be sure until I see an AI company commit suicide.
Wait. Um.
Jon@jmax @jalefkowit perhaps they will commit homicide of the oligarchs responsible for their existence, first.
bakachu@jalefkowit i'm depressed...
Tod Beardsley@jalefkowit *L*ive *L*augh *M*aladapt
balletproof vest@jalefkowit I’ve got a pain in the diodes down my left side…
@jalefkowit Brain the size of a planet.