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Oomfie Snoofies
Transbian_Arsonists (Seraphine)@[email protected] attempted murder x6
£100- posted by Seraphine
inderix@Transbian_Arsonists @[email protected] the perpetrator has corrupt associates in the government and they reduced their fine
Patch You Up
Matthew Booth
Trantion@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett There isn't even any evidence that the perpetrator tried to ride a train at all, with a ticket or not 🤔
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett i feel like this detail brings it to the funniest thing ive seen all month
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett also the fact its this low implies they were authorised to be on the railway in the first place (otherwise it would be £1000 for trespassing)
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett is the fine lower there?
@CauseOfBSOD @[email protected] tresspassing isnt a thing except in specific protected sites
- posted by Seraphine
- posted by Seraphine
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett oh yeah right
i would have thought that the railways would be protected as critical infrastructure (or at least as a "dont go here you fucking idiot" type deal)
@CauseOfBSOD @[email protected] protected sites are pretty much exclusively historical or natural (or military)
- posted by Seraphine
- posted by Seraphine
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett ah so stuff that really really matters then
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett i suppose most people have the sense not to go on the railway outside of a train except for to cross a level crossing. at least id hope so.
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett then again you see RAIB reports and safety digests on collisions and near misses, as well as videos online of near misses.
@Transbian_Arsonists @kouett i mean i suppose the maximum penalty is death regardless of region
Rina Volpina 🦊🔞
LinaBlue@RinaVolpina @kouett @rail Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! All traffic at $StationName stop immediatly! I repeat: All traffic at $StationName stop immediatly! People on the track.
jack@LinaBlue @RinaVolpina @kouett @rail That's more like marine phraseology. UK railway telephone protocol would be to pick up the platform telephone and say something like:
> Anytown signaller.
> This is an emergency call. $role $yourname at $location. Someone has fallen on the tracks at platform $number. Please block the line immediately
Not a railway professional but my partner worked somewhere that did e-learning for Network Rail and that was in their portfolio somewhere!
@LinaBlue @RinaVolpina @kouett @rail oh look a concise example of doing it right:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ptm9DSow2M
and a less concise real-world example of doing it wrong:
Module 6 Emergency communications
Virtanen 
Diane
Blurp Faderpsen@kouett 100 quid for 1-4 cases of attempted murder and 5 cases of kidnapping?!
Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫@CryogenicIce9 @beeeff @kouett
British Transport Police aren't really there for anyone's safety, and aren't an important part of the solution to the posed problem, so that was a nice touch.
LisPi
Daphne Preston-Kendal
Sebastian Crane 🏳️⚧️All undermined when "the board" realizes they can save a few bucks by replacing the human with AI safety agent.
Kim@[email protected] Delay repay for everyone!
AprazethFun little tidbit; as I was on the train today, it suddenly halted quite rapidly. Few seconds later we get an announcement explaining that there may have been kids sighted along the tracks.
This is one of the busier tracks in the are. Every. Single. Train. Stopped.
It wasn't until it was confirmed -in person- the tracks were clear that we, at low speed initially, continued onwards.
Did the delay suck? Yes.
Did the passengers mind? Compared to the alternative; no.
MIfoodie
Pj
patter
mossfet -> EMF 2026
Kenny@[email protected] Since this is UK-focused, I'll yap about how the feather is pointing right but the points are diverging left
Nullstring 🏴☠️@kouett hahahaha
The Witch of Crow Briar@kouett do the train’s hooves get caught in the TPWS grid?
alina🐾💖✨🏳️⚧️
Pengilly
Li ~ Crystal System@kouett please cw
Pozorvlak
Willow :bhjflag_bisexual::anarchy_punk_demiboy:@[email protected] what kind of a fuck legal system fines people 100 pounds for attempted murder 
BenAveling
notsoloud
gkrnours
yozy
Lunar 🛸 ♾
Cysio 
eri 
@[email protected] love this one and the one about slipping the switch
railway workers really saving lives from philosphers
railway workers really saving lives from philosphers
@kouett I don't get shit but i love you penman/womanship!
Tofu 
Juwan
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