Oomfie Snoofies1d ago
Show threadBlurp Faderpsen
@kouett 100 quid for 1-4 cases of attempted murder and 5 cases of kidnapping?!
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Show threadNicola1d ago

@beeeff @kouett Sounds about right for BTP.

It's also an immense stretch to assume they'd a) bother to investigate b) catch the perp.

Show threadPete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫1d ago

@CryogenicIce9 @beeeff @kouett

British Transport Police aren't really there for anyone's safety, and aren't an important part of the solution to the posed problem, so that was a nice touch.