Rob Huff (he/him)3d ago
Asta 📚🧶🪡

I don't understand why anyone's favourite season would be anything other than autumn or spring.

Autumn and spring:
✅ Moderate weather
✅ Beautiful colours galore
✅ Short and sweet

Summer and Winter:
⛔ Potential for death by temperature
⛔ Dull, singular colours
⛔ So long you forget what the other seasons felt like

Mar 22 at 6:31pmWeb
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡5d ago
Please note this was written tongue-in-cheeck before replying. I actually love the colours of all the seasons.
Show threadAlice in Waterdeep5d ago
@asta You are 100% correct and there has never been a truer post than this
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡5d ago
@aliceinwaterdeep Amen!
Show threadAlvan 🇵🇸 5d ago
@asta extremely accurate 👍, Lol. I was having this exact argument with a friend yesterday.
Show threadHeals 5d ago

@asta because sadly all those cons also fit autumn here as well except for the length :(

/cc @aliceinwaterdeep

Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡5d ago

@heals That wasn't intended as a super serious post, there's plenty of good and bad in each season. Finnish autumn is actually horrible apart from the two week period when the colours are nice.

I just really like spring and autumn, anyway.

Show threadHeals 4d ago
@asta I love those two or three days - just wish we could get by without the ones before and after 
Show threadsamir, a terminally deprecated method4d ago
@asta @ross I am jealous. In both the UK and Switzerland (the places I’ve lived), summer lasts about a day and a half.
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡4d ago
@samir @ross That doesn't sound at all like the UK where I lived.
Show threadsamir, a terminally deprecated method4d ago
@asta @ross Must be my general disposition.
Show threadSchrottkatze4d ago
@asta spring: hayfever hell
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡4d ago
@schrottkatze That is true. But consider: all the pretty flowers.
Show threadSchrottkatze4d ago
@asta they hate me evidently so fuck them
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡4d ago
@schrottkatze I can get behind that rhetoric.
Show threadDeanFarrell4d ago
@asta Because in my neck of the woods, spring often means 2-3 months of relentless rain.
Show threadjan Tusi (trucy) 🏳️‍⚧️4d ago
@asta at least winter got the *cromsh cromsh* noise when you walk on fresh snow, but that’s all
Show threadAsta 📚🧶🪡4d ago
@trucy The noise is super satisfying!