Feels like there's a lot of binary puritanical stuff online sometimes. 'If you're not personally working 24/7 to combat climate change you are a terrible person' etc. We're all very tired. Frankly I think we're doing a great job, considering. I just think it's OK to be a bit shitty sometimes. You can just be a bit shitty sometimes. If anyone says anything, just tell them I said it's OK. The Ben commandments.
@TheBreadmonkey I couldn't work out how to clean an old bottle of Worcestershire sauce yesterday so I just chucked it in the bin.
@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey In Yorkshire they clean bottles of Worcestershire Sauce by pouring them down the sink and filling them with Henderson’s Relish.

@Nickiquote @internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey

Apropos of nothing, I vaguely remember an Edwardian detective story in which the police were convinced someone had murdered his spouse but didn't have any evidence. They were reduced to lurking outside and watching the suspect chop down all 40 trees on the property and order in crateloads of 'Gentleman's Relish'.

Presumably to work up an appetite and make the evidence slip down more easily.