BenFeels like there's a lot of binary puritanical stuff online sometimes. 'If you're not personally working 24/7 to combat climate change you are a terrible person' etc. We're all very tired. Frankly I think we're doing a great job, considering. I just think it's OK to be a bit shitty sometimes. You can just be a bit shitty sometimes. If anyone says anything, just tell them I said it's OK. The Ben commandments.
internetsdairy@TheBreadmonkey I couldn't work out how to clean an old bottle of Worcestershire sauce yesterday so I just chucked it in the bin.
Nick@internetsdairy @TheBreadmonkey In Yorkshire they clean bottles of Worcestershire Sauce by pouring them down the sink and filling them with Henderson’s Relish.
@TheBreadmonkey @Nickiquote I do need to find some vegan equivalent tbh. And stop using fish sauce.
Sorry I meant Henderson's relish is vegan whereas Worcestershire sauce isn't. But WS is ubiquitous and HR is not, round my manor. So I always get a little joy when I find some. But don't use it enough that I've ever really thought to look for it.
@TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy Recently spotted by me Down South in Waitrose and Home Bargains.
jamesb (MW1CGG)@TheBreadmonkey
They sell it all over the UK in B&M now Ben.
My initial elation at this discovery was soured somewhat by the realisation that I'd need to come up with a whole new set of excuses to go to Sheffield.
Thankfully Wifeface accepts "I want to go get pissed in Shakespeare's" because she likes that pub too.
Edit: i did of course mean Home Bargains not B&M.
@internetsdairy @Nickiquote
They sell it all over the UK in B&M now Ben.
My initial elation at this discovery was soured somewhat by the realisation that I'd need to come up with a whole new set of excuses to go to Sheffield.
Thankfully Wifeface accepts "I want to go get pissed in Shakespeare's" because she likes that pub too.
Edit: i did of course mean Home Bargains not B&M.
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Home Bargains? B&M?
David Cohen@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @jamesb @internetsdairy The Knightsbridge Bazaar is sufficient for the Footballers and the visiting Emirati set.
A true gentleman maintains his account at Fortnum and Mason.
@davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @jamesb @internetsdairy You can’t even buy a pet lion at Harrods these days.
@Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @jamesb @internetsdairy No - the last predator they kept at Harrods died in 2023.
@davidbcohen
Fuck's sake David. I just shot beer out through my nose.
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Fuck's sake David. I just shot beer out through my nose.
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@jamesb @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy My sincere apologies. Suffering beer wastage in a Cost of Living Crisis is not to be sneezed at.
@davidbcohen
It's ok, I asked the barmaid for a straw and have managed to suck up all the remnants from the table.
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It's ok, I asked the barmaid for a straw and have managed to suck up all the remnants from the table.
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@jamesb @Nickiquote @TheBreadmonkey @internetsdairy Capital! That’s the can do spirit that got us through the Blitz.
@davidbcohen
As a bonus I also managed to get some salt and pepper, an earing and what I think might be horseradish sauce. At least I hope it was horseradish sauce. I couldn't really tell, it was a bit salty.
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As a bonus I also managed to get some salt and pepper, an earing and what I think might be horseradish sauce. At least I hope it was horseradish sauce. I couldn't really tell, it was a bit salty.
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Colin H.