Caught this little pervert watching me work!
Caught this little pervert watching me work!
They also appear to enter REM sleep! Excellent video on spider cognition:

Much like with a bear or a big cat attack - if it happens I’m gonna try to sneak in one last lil pet!
(Reminds me of Spaceman.)
Does this help? Junk in the trunk confirmation:
One of my old flats, I would sometimes see a small jumping spider staring at me from the sink, while I was trying to poop. And we’d always have to have a small discussion about boundaries, and "please don’t jump on me, I can literally see you thinking about it
Cute little shits, and they never did jump on me while I was pooping… but they always reminded me that it was an option