Caught this little pervert watching me work!

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/65862710

The fact that you call him pervert because he’s watching you “work”, raise some questions on the latter.
A little elbow grease, really putting my back into it…
All the way up to the elbow? Damn that is impressive!
Sex work is work though
Some jumping spiders show signs of thinking and planning while hunting their prey. More than thought possible before some studies. Nice picture.
tldr: YOU ARE PREY!!!

They also appear to enter REM sleep! Excellent video on spider cognition:

youtu.be/_QF6kaOAuYg

Spider Cognition: How Tiny Brains Do Mighty Things

YouTube
Looks like rocky
“Imagine what I do to you if you weren’t so huge!”

Much like with a bear or a big cat attack - if it happens I’m gonna try to sneak in one last lil pet!

(Reminds me of Spaceman.)

“Once upon a time, I had an asshole…”
Jumpers are the best, they are legit adorable 😍
They’re cute, smart, friendly, and hunt other spiders. What’s not to love?
Not sure where you’re located, but it looks like a hungry little female Regal
PNW - I thought it would be a male with the colorful patterns but that’s my bird brain lol
If you’re in the PNW it’s not likely a Regal. It could be a Bold? I cant see the shape of the pedipalps in the pic but I still think it’s a female just based on the big ol’ booty

Does this help? Junk in the trunk confirmation:

What, exactly, is the job? …. I mean what’s the position called? …
Ok, the subject was super cute so you had your work cut out for you, however technically getting a fairly good pic like that took some effort (or luck, if you took only one pic), gg!

One of my old flats, I would sometimes see a small jumping spider staring at me from the sink, while I was trying to poop. And we’d always have to have a small discussion about boundaries, and "please don’t jump on me, I can literally see you thinking about it

Cute little shits, and they never did jump on me while I was pooping… but they always reminded me that it was an option

They are the most adorable little spiders. One time I was at the park with my kids and I had a cold drink that had condensation on the outside. There was a jumping spider on the table I was sitting at. I put down my drink, he comes and drinks the condensation. I pick it up for a drink, he retreats. Rinse and repeat for half an hour. I was so delighted, it was delightful.
That is no pervert, he lives there.
Jumping spiders are fucking awesome. I kept one for a little while. She laid two egg sacs that both hatched successfully. Cool fucking animals.
This is klothos.