Cactuar Joe"Tie up your camel."
Yeah, saddle your chocobo, old man. #Monsterdon
I get Sinbad's frustration here, I once had a mouse hiding behind my stove -_-; #Monsterdon
And THAT's why you don't rake the leaves. #Monsterdon
This movie's just a commercial for Expedia's Dubai office. #Monsterdon
"Bad dates." #Monsterdon
Ah, there's Ms. Munroe. #Monsterdon
Yes, that greasepaint is definitely a birthmark. #Monsterdon
Helm, set course for the Crab Nebula. Warp three. #Monsterdon
"Every voyage has its own flavor."
Mm, sour apple and a hint of aftershave. #Monsterdon
"Lemuria?"
Yeah, there's a limited number of mythological lost lands the public's gonna recognize. #Monsterdon
Okay that bit was actually funny, well done :D #Monsterdon
"You're free! You can go anywhere you want! As long as it's anywhere in this fifteen-foot boat I've confined you to." #Monsterdon
I wonder what the kraken is doing right now. #Monsterdon
OO or hey, you know what would be REALLY badass? Harryhausen Allah. #Monsterdon
Those famous Tom Baker googly eyes <3 #Monsterdon
Wow, Tom. There are cheaper ways to transition. #Monsterdon
"Stooop iiiiiit" #Monsterdon
I don't mean to be a backseat adventurer, but I'm pretty sure you do NOT light things on fire by stabbing at them with a torch like it's a spear. #Monsterdon
Yeah, Animate Artifact only lasts until end of turn. Sorry, Tom. #Monsterdon
In unrelated news, a miniature floated to the bottom of an aquarium. #Monsterdon
Tom always did know how to chew the scenery <3 #Monsterdon
Oh, so we're running on Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders rules here. #Monsterdon
...Oh tell me he's not brewing another homunculous 🤢 #Monsterdon
ugh, he is, that's a beaker full of Baker pee D: #Monsterdon
Yeah, I get it batboy, I feel the same way first thing in the morning. #Monsterdon
I want one <3 #Monsterdon
*plants Caroline Munroe in the sand* I CLAIM THIS LAND FOR STARCRASH #Monsterdon
"You didn't tell me it'd be dangerous!"
Dude hasn't really grasped that he's On An Adventure™, huh #Monsterdon
"My heart is full of courage! But I have very cowardly legs."
And ankles of indifference, and toes full of ambivilence. The elbows are full of pastrami, just in case. #Monsterdon
You have to give a presentation? What is this, the mystical DMV? #Monsterdon
Oh dang, well's full of sunshine. Oh, no, sorry. Woke up Oscar the Grouch. #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, true evil lies in the hearts of mankind, can I have a towel? You're spitting all over. #Monsterdon
♫ Go north, young Sinbad ♪ #Monsterdon
And THAT is why you never touch anything but the lamp. #Monsterdon
NOOOO, NOT OUR LITTLE SQUEAKY FRIEND! #Monsterdon
...oh come on, really? You were doing so well, movie :/ #Monsterdon
I can't tell if these Tribesmen are green or if it's just the shitty compositing :/ #Monsterdon
Flash mobs are so weird. #Monsterdon
He's really more of a chemist build than a wizard, huh. #Monsterdon
Okay, damn, Harry. We get it. You're the shit, you're the OG, we get it. #Monsterdon
Harryhausen just fucking stunting on us for like a solid minute 9_9 #Monsterdon
Aw yeah, gimme that sweet sweet six armed combat :D #Monsterdon
We are getting a WHOLE big slice of Harryhausen here :D #Monsterdon
Sinbad's running out of flankers, gonna lose Advantage on these attacks. #Monsterdon
"Once again we see that there is nothing you can have that I cannot take away." #Monsterdon
"A shame the Hovitos don't know you like I do, Belloc." #Monsterdon
Yeah yeah, everybody wants to grab Caroline Munroe, but most of us have more tact about it than this >_> #Monsterdon
All this way and they STILL FOUND A RANCOR PIT TO THROW HER IN #Monsterdon
Oh come on, fisheye lens on the chest is cheating. #Monsterdon
Oh he's gooey. #Monsterdon
Meanwhile Tom's just, like, ambling off. No rush, right? #Monsterdon
Oh, the skeletons again. Nice to see they got work after And The Argonauts, even if it's just as set dressing. #Monsterdon
And THAT's why Wither is a shitty mechanic! #Monsterdon #ButIKidTheMTGPlayers
Something something the self-defeating nature of evil #Monsterdon
"And the prize?"
Yeah, don't worry, it just means he'll have an extra phase at the final boss fight. It's de rigeur. #Monsterdon
Whoops, piss fountain #Monsterdon
Tom turns around and Sinbad goes WHOA POOPY #Monsterdon
See, the gods of evil listen to me, I'm special nah nah nah #Monsterdon
Damn nikki your bobbies #Monsterdon
Okay okay hold up, we officially have Too Many Threats here
Harry, you are just STUNTING on us and it is NOT HELPING this film! #Monsterdon
Tom like "TOO CLOSE TOO CLOSE" #Monsterdon
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