Trump's Kobayashi Maru
https://piefed.social/c/politicalmemes/p/1906574/trump-s-kobayashi-maru
Trump's Kobayashi Maru
https://piefed.social/c/politicalmemes/p/1906574/trump-s-kobayashi-maru
Being invaded by an asshole authoritarian doesn’t really justify attacking literally everyone in reach with arms funneled in from two other asshole authoritarians.
Not that I’m particularly fond of Exxon Mobil, Dubai, or Qatar.
There is no “good side” in this fight.
So when the USA warmongers and preemptively attacks it’s bad
When Iran warmongers and preemptively attacks it’s good
Got it, understood.
Lies and misinformation. The US killed over a million Iraqi civilians and the country is still less stable than under Saddam Husein. Similar stories for Afghanistan, Libya, and Syria. War is always an existential threat. The only reason you think it can be clean and sanitary is because you have been propagandized.
Add in the genocidal tendencies of Israel, and Iran starts looking very much like the good guy in this scenario.
My dude under the sun.
Iraq still exists.
not just illegal – arguably like every US action since WWII it’s not legally even a war
But the reason it’s as f–ed up as it is is because Trump went in without
Getting the needed US aircraft carriers into place before telling Iranians to revolt
Didn’t they bring two aircraft carriers into the region like a month before the “preemptive” strike that kicked this off? Also heard rumblings that the US has been moving quite a lot of aircraft into the region since like December
One was already in place. But was supposed to go in for maintenance like a month ago.
The other had to be sent in from IIRC the Pacific, much like the ship full of Marines currently on its way (that should have been in place a month ago if there was any chance they’d be needed…)
NATO which has things like minesweepers and actual working littoral combat ships
NATO wasn’t going to help after he spent the last year threatening Greenland and Canada with invasion.
Getting support ahead of time from allies like Europe
See above.
Having a fucking plan for shaheds
There was no way to stop it. No plan was feasible. He did it anyway.
Strait of Hormuz is not international waters. They are fully allowed to close it, at least on their side of the strait. When people ignore laws, usually there is a penalty and enforcement. Closure here is enforced by missiles.
Whether Oman is a party in this war (given their harboring of US bases and military assets) is up to debate.
They are fully allowed to close it
According to the United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), have a right to transit international straits like the Straight of Hormuz. Article 38 to be exact: www.un.org/depts/los/…/unclos_e.pdf
I dont know. Generally it gets a bit muddy at such a stage. Are they party to the war? Did they expressly forbid USA from using military bases to resupply from/attack Iran? Did Oman cushly stay silent and complicit playing both sides? Are trade ships that are trading with the enemy, not expressly and officially guaranteed by Oman not valid targets in a strait majorly controlled by Iran (even the Oman territorial waters are a bit silly once you take into account the geography)?
If anything, Iran, in its desperation, is fighting well with the superest most bigliest ultra fascist state in the making.
Generally it gets a bit muddy at such a stage.
I think international law is actually pretty clear.
Are trade ships that are trading with the enemy, not expressly and officially guaranteed by Oman not valid targets
Iran is shooting all the ships. It is pretty clear that “legality” is not a concern Iran has.
If anything, Iran, in its desperation, is fighting well against the superest most bigliest ultra fascist state in the making.
This seems to be the root. You see that Trump/USA is evil here, which it is. And then somehow conclude that Iran must be good, if Iran is fighting against Trump.
Iran is evil too. Fucking evil. Killing innocent civilians deliberately and laughing at it evil.
There is a trend of ignoring how evil some of the Muslim groupings in the Middle East are. That has got to stop. It almost seem like “white man’s burden” - as if people think Muslims don’t have agency to know right from wrong.
I guess you’re right about the international law. But then again, it’s been out the window for a while.
I didn’t write any conclusions about Iran regime being non evil. But looking at history, you’d be a fool not to see its instability rooted in US/Israel/UK domination goals.
The excerpts from UN assemblies I saw, Iran was quite repetitive, but spoke much more eloquently than the US. Make of that what you will, in the age of ai slop.
you’d be a fool not to see its instability rooted in US/Israel/UK domination goals.
Yes the US has fucked up bigly in Iraq and Iran. There is a pattern - fuck Republicans.
But in many cases, the US has also created stability. The 1991 Gulf War was fundamentally a stability exercise - Iraq started that war by invading Kuwait. Likely Saddam would gladly have invaded Saudi Arabia, if the US had not enforced the status quo in the region.
The US was the world’s policeman. Sometimes they did some shit, but sometimes they kept the peace. Over all, I think people were glad they were there. But keeping the peace involves force or the threat of force sometimes, and it seems to me that some people only see the violence or threat of violence, and not the peace created. As in the 1991 Gulf War, for example.
Iran was quite repetitive, but spoke much more eloquently than the US.
Iran’s political leadership has shown far more competence than Trump’s administration, no question. Trump apparently started this war without knowing that Iran would close the straight of Hormuz, which random people on the street would have known would happen. Trump’s administration is literally idiots - not just people I disagree with.
The US was the world’s policeman
You know when people said that, it was derisive right? The US wasn’t elected to the role by some body at the UN. Americans decided themeselves it was their role, as history’s great exception, to decide matters across the globe.
Also, hilarious to say the Gulf War was the good and just war and the Iraq war was a big fuck up, considering they were both the product of the same political dynasty. As if one did not inextricably lead to the other.
You know when people said that, it was derisive right?
Derisive for some people. Not for some others.
Also, hilarious to say the Gulf War was the good and just war and the Iraq war was a big fuck up, considering they were both the product of the same political dynasty.
What kind of bullshit argument is that? Bush I could have taken Baghdad but didn’t, because he was not an idiot and knew it would destabilize the Middle East. Bush II undid the decision of his father - that was the act of overthrowing the actions of his father, not some long term dynastical plan.
Here is Cheney in 1994 desrcibing everything that went wrong after taking Baghdad, which is why Bush I did not do so: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YENbElb5-xY
As if one did not inextricably lead to the other.
It didn’t Clinton did not go to Baghdad, and Gore would not have done so. Because they were not idiots, would have listened to the experts saying it was incredibly stupid.

that was the act of overthrowing the actions of his father, not some long term dynastical plan.
Yes, that’s how dynasties work. Inheriting political power produces stupid results.
Also worth noting that we backed Saddam Hussein through the Iran-Iraq war. You can’t pick out this or that middle eastern conflict the US has been a part of and declare it “the good one”. We’ve been meddling for more than half a century. It’s silly to act though each individual event just happens, as if shorn free from the consequences of the prior one.
What does international law say about assassinating heads of state
What does international law say about bombing industrial infrastructure
What does international law say about bombing hospitals and schools
International laws for the but not for me is not whataboutism
Pathetic response
I was about to post an actual reply to this shitpost, but the effort just isnt worth it.
As in the russian special military operation, the invading party is free to just take their ball and go home, but wont because “pride”. Womp womp
There’s this whole argument about World Policing being Bad ™. But even besides that:
The US is also currently murdering, kidnapping and disappearing thousands of it’s citizens, so it’s not for the moral high ground they’re bombing civilian infrastructure.
Besides, the war will almost certainly lead to more suffering, and probably also lives lost, as a consequence of the destruction, fear, oppression and power struggle following it. So it’s not for humanitarian reasons they’re disrupting international trade and relations.
The US has also made it very clear it only intends to follow international law and treaties when it benefits them, as evidenced with Greenland, Venezuela, Cuba, trade wars, trade and protection treaty violations. So it’s not for any rules based order they’re planlessly and goallessly staging a billion dollar/day terror campaign.
It seems the US is just exercising it’s might and terrorising the world because it wants to. I wonder how long before someone gets fed up with it…
Like, I am absolutely not defending the US under Trump. That shit is straight out fascism.
Nowhere have I said the US is acting morally or legally. But you are apparently defending Iran’s illegal behavior, by pointing to the US’s illegal behavior. That is not how ethics works…
If you re-read my comment you’ll see that I’m nowhere defending Iran’s conduct, so let’s address that.
When unilaterally attacked by a terrorist state neighbour supported by the largest military in the world, I do feel Iran has the moral right to use assymetric warfare to survive. Even more so when that doesn’t cause mass civilian casualty.
Do I condone the oppression the Iranian government did before the war? No.
Do I still believe Iran has the right to sovereignty? Definitely and absolutely.
It is no business of the US to meddle in the political internalities of a country not a credible threat. And even less so at the behest of a rampaging genocidal state using terror to keep neighbours from intervening.
To put it into a simplified analogy: are you arguing dishonestly putting words in my mouth? Yes. Does that give me the right to burn your house down? No.
In the real world it’s both the US treating dishonestly and doing the burning though.
When unilaterally attacked by a terrorist state neighbour supported by the largest military in the world, I do feel Iran has the moral right to use assymetric warfare to survive.
There is an argument here, if the asymmetric warfare was against the US or US allies. But Iran is attacking the whole world, including many innocents. Especially the blockade of fertilizer exports has the potential to kill countless innocents.
So because the US is breaking the law against Iran, Iran gets to break the law against third party shipping?
You are advocating evil.
Trump can’t back down. He has no other method of operation than application of further force to make his opponent yield.
You will do what I want, you’re making me do this. This is your fault I have to hurt you more. Anything you do in retaliation is your fault and not a justifiable reaction to what I’m doing to you and I will hurt you harder for everything you do to defend yourself.
He’s an abuser.
If he were to stop, that would mean losing face and the possibility be were wrong.
No narcissist can do that.
Sure he can, narcissists do it all the time. Wallstreet even coined the term “TACO” because he does it so often.
All he has to do is declare victory and move on to something else.