who hasn't teleported to a waffle house
@ariadne If you search YouTube for "waffle shark" there is a surreal but delightful video.

@mirth @ariadne the one where Blahaj goes to Waffle House? If so, it’s fucking adorable.

https://youtu.be/X1beEuBV7M0

blahaj goes to waffle house at 3am

YouTube
@ariadne I've never normal-ported to a Waffle House, let alone teleport.
@ariadne "waffle me up, Scotty" - Gregg Phillips (maybe)
@ariadne always remember to quicksave before entering the waffle house
@ariadne It pisses me off when the Aliens suddenly drop me off at the Waffle House. Like, the nearest one is a 13 hour return drive, and who wants to do that after getting in a fist fight at 2 in the morning?
@NullNowhere @ariadne right?! The fist fight comes *after* the drive - it's what neighbors are for 🤗
@ariadne I haven’t. The closest I got was driven to an IHOP. #lang_en
@ariadne im canadian i dk what that is