who hasn't teleported to a waffle house
@ariadne It pisses me off when the Aliens suddenly drop me off at the Waffle House. Like, the nearest one is a 13 hour return drive, and who wants to do that after getting in a fist fight at 2 in the morning?
@NullNowhere @ariadne right?! The fist fight comes *after* the drive - it's what neighbors are for 🤗