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Ben Lockwood (broadly defined)My hottest take is that I think golf courses should be abolished. Not because of how wasteful it is to upkeep that much grass (it’s very wasteful), but because I’m a hater and I think golf simply sucks as a sport. I’ll be blocking and reporting anyone who disagrees. Thanks, have a good weekend.
Oh you're an old white guy who needs a hobby? Get a pair of binoculars and bird book like everyone else
Graham Perrin@benlockwood I don't know that I'd find time.
Too busy with a pair of diabetes and a book on cake watching.
Dan Shuman@benlockwood You have my sword.
Mike 🇨🇦 NuanceRhymesWithOrange
non-flirty & sorta-thriving@shinealittlelove @NuanceRhymesWithOrange @bluegreenandfree never thought i'd die fighting side-by-side with the fediverse
K4mpfie@benlockwood @shinealittlelove @NuanceRhymesWithOrange @bluegreenandfree Y'all have some shovels too, right?
@shinealittlelove @NuanceRhymesWithOrange @bluegreenandfree @benlockwood
Your bowl of what?
Stop making me peckish. I'll get hungry and eat the Internet. Then maybe get my butler to wipe the smudges off my spectacles.
sus@benlockwood also the chemicals they use to maintain the green cause Parkinson’s rates to spike in people who live near them or drink water downstream of them
Sharp Cheddar Goblin@benlockwood Excellent take.
Lats (314 ppm)@benlockwood the mayor or the Sydney City Council cut the central city golf (Moore Park) in half to make the area usable for other recreational activities.
I also find being stuck with people who watch golf on TV a trial.
@Lats sounds like your mayor rules
Brad@benlockwood @Lats Brisbane did similar, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria_Park,_Brisbane. It’s really nice. Unfortunately it looks like the current state gov is going to dump a huge stadium on it because we’re hosting an Olympics…
scott f@benlockwood I'm with you, with the caveat that mini-golf is a lot better. It merely mini-sucks.
@scott mini golf remains entirely innocent of the trappings of its elitist cousin
Jane@benlockwood evergreen movie scene (CW: violence): https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk
Falling Down (10/10) Movie CLIP - Fore! (1993) HD
What a lovely pond.
Why have I never noticed that before?
I'm going to fetch a lovely blanket for my knees.
tuban_muzuruGolf courses... are one of the leading sources of water pollution. They use some ultra-nasty chemicals in those weed killers.
Tom
ipod squirrel 🎧🐿️@benlockwood "golf simply sucks as a sport"
golf is as much a sport as driving a yacht around is a sport. i bet a good wank gives you more exercise and is ofc considerably more fun
Misuse Case@benlockwood I also oppose golf on general principles.
Miniature golf is okay, that’s a working person’s game.
ראַף 🟣Finally someone has the guts to tell the truth around here!