My hottest take is that I think golf courses should be abolished. Not because of how wasteful it is to upkeep that much grass (it’s very wasteful), but because I’m a hater and I think golf simply sucks as a sport. I’ll be blocking and reporting anyone who disagrees. Thanks, have a good weekend.
@benlockwood You have my sword.

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Your bowl of what?

Stop making me peckish. I'll get hungry and eat the Internet. Then maybe get my butler to wipe the smudges off my spectacles.