My new social network will feature rage verification
I'm also active on Wizardr, which features mage verification
the social network for knights has page verification
And I'm on a bdsmlr--spinoff for orgasm denial fetishists which, of course, features cage verification
Submitting this image of my breakfast for fage verification
I've already moderated an image before that featured sage verification.
(It could be used on 2ch and 4chan to reply without bumping a post)
Zero internet points will be given for well-actuallying that the last two "$(letter)age" words are not pronounced to rhyme with "age"
@foone at this point, I think you'd have to be something of a sage to remember why
@foone

sage rhymes with age tho
@gracie yeah but "sage" in the 2ch/4chan context is the japanese word 垂げ, meaning "down".
It's "sah-gay"

@foone @gracie aaaaand headmate is now calling things gay in a mario voice

it's-a gay!

@foone @gracie It's just 下げ, no need to go for fancy outdated kanji ^^

(means "lowering", "bringing down", it's just the noun form of "to lower")

Ed: Also to be a nitpicker, it's not "sah-gay", it's さげ "sah-geh" (rhymes with sake). "sah-gay" would be さげい (which is not a word as far as I can tell). This is a common pronunciation "mangling" when Japanese words are imported into English (karaoke is originally karao-keh not -okay or -okee, it means "empty orchestra" and the ke is pronounced ~precisely like the "che" in the original English word, they just dropped the "r").

@foone Meanwhile in the WWE's new wrestling platform, you are required to show Cage verfication. Which is a little more extreme but just as performative as Live Nation's new Stage verification (you must perform a 5m piece, soliloquey or sonnet from a playwright on this list in order to buy Slipknot tickets).

Meanwhile Skope the new infectious disease/immunology research platform mandates Phage verification.

@foone compiling a selection of movies for bad movie night is Cage verification
@foone sage goes in the email field
@beeoproblem Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch; I was there when it was written
@foone you wait until LinkedIn demands wage verification
@cloudthethings @foone
Glassdoor already does wage verification

@foone doing a sound check before you start your set, call that stage verification.

measuring the outer radius of a cable to make sure it fits through a grommet, call that gauge verification.

@xgranade @foone ensuring that your virus eats the bacteria present in the dish, call that phage verification
@foone running a virus scan for phage verification
@foone Ensuring your retro tech has not become discolored is beige verification.

@foone I only verify for cash compensation.

That's right, in this house we do wage verification.

@foone Mailing some stamps for postage verification
@foone verify that you are a Street Fighter using Kage verification.
@foone In the arcade, we require Kage verification
@ClarusPlusPlus @foone i like trains, do i require gauge verification?
@foone But Alice, we already knew you're a fage 
@foone (we sell these things at work and I find it extremely funny that they have to go "it's pronounced Fa-yeh" on the side)

@DotMaetrix @foone my boyfriend still calls it faggy and there’s nothing you can do about it

Also, I apparently am in the yogurt business too

@DotMaetrix yeah, as a known fage I don't listen to that bit on the side.
@foone That sounds like @mindpersephone 's vibe
@november @foone haha.

Great, you've activated the bad engineering part of my brain "How would you make that work?"

YubiKey embedded in a chastity cage lock that is only a complete circuit if the lock is closed and its being worn.
@foone and you just have to walk into any average millennial's home for beige verification
@foone You mean a good pun.

@foone

The herb forum has sage verification

@foone I’ve had my name stolen. Fae verification.
@foone O.O

@kkarhan Ive seen you post, I think it's safe to say you'll pass rage verification🔥🖤

@foone

@foone Like, you’re not allowed to use it if you’re angry? Or you’re not allowed to use it if you’re NOT angry?
@rgsteele the latter. if you're not angry enough, you can't use it
@foone @rgsteele "Smash everything that looks ceramic and click here to enter"

@kwayk42 why is the poor table spurting blood?? 🥺

@foone

@alice maybe it was a sacrificial altar in a past life? 😅

@foone

@foone My wisdom- and spice-based social network has sage verification.

@foone

I'm in. Are there filters, like "generic screaming", "baseball bat", "fire", etc.?

@foone is submitting verification here technically Rage against the machine?
@foone many buildings are protected by Schlage verification https://www.schlage.com/en/home/products/BE365CAMFFF.html (absolutely no idea if this is pronounced like age)
Keypad Deadbolt with Camelot Trim

Keypad Deadbolt with Camelot Trim

@foone My new retrogaming network will feature lag verification