My new social network will feature rage verification
I'm also active on Wizardr, which features mage verification
the social network for knights has page verification
And I'm on a bdsmlr--spinoff for orgasm denial fetishists which, of course, features cage verification
Submitting this image of my breakfast for fage verification
I've already moderated an image before that featured sage verification.
(It could be used on 2ch and 4chan to reply without bumping a post)
Zero internet points will be given for well-actuallying that the last two "$(letter)age" words are not pronounced to rhyme with "age"

@foone Meanwhile in the WWE's new wrestling platform, you are required to show Cage verfication. Which is a little more extreme but just as performative as Live Nation's new Stage verification (you must perform a 5m piece, soliloquey or sonnet from a playwright on this list in order to buy Slipknot tickets).

Meanwhile Skope the new infectious disease/immunology research platform mandates Phage verification.