Alice Averlong🏳️⚧️My new social network will feature rage verification
I'm also active on Wizardr, which features mage verification
an acre of kelpthe social network for knights has page verification
And I'm on a bdsmlr--spinoff for orgasm denial fetishists which, of course, features cage verification
I've already moderated an image before that featured sage verification.
(It could be used on 2ch and 4chan to reply without bumping a post)
(It could be used on 2ch and 4chan to reply without bumping a post)
Zero internet points will be given for well-actuallying that the last two "$(letter)age" words are not pronounced to rhyme with "age"
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Kawaoneechan
Grace Vulpes Alopex@foone
sage rhymes with age tho
sage rhymes with age tho
@gracie yeah but "sage" in the 2ch/4chan context is the japanese word 垂げ, meaning "down".
It's "sah-gay"
It's "sah-gay"
bimbo savant (cow arc)
Hoshino Lina (星乃リナ) 🩵 3D Yuri Wedding 2026!!!@foone @gracie It's just 下げ, no need to go for fancy outdated kanji ^^
(means "lowering", "bringing down", it's just the noun form of "to lower")
Ed: Also to be a nitpicker, it's not "sah-gay", it's さげ "sah-geh" (rhymes with sake). "sah-gay" would be さげい (which is not a word as far as I can tell). This is a common pronunciation "mangling" when Japanese words are imported into English (karaoke is originally karao-keh not -okay or -okee, it means "empty orchestra" and the ke is pronounced ~precisely like the "che" in the original English word, they just dropped the "r").
Third spruce tree on the left@foone Meanwhile in the WWE's new wrestling platform, you are required to show Cage verfication. Which is a little more extreme but just as performative as Live Nation's new Stage verification (you must perform a 5m piece, soliloquey or sonnet from a playwright on this list in order to buy Slipknot tickets).
Meanwhile Skope the new infectious disease/immunology research platform mandates Phage verification.
tehfishman@foone compiling a selection of movies for bad movie night is Cage verification
Bee O'Problem 
@foone sage goes in the email field
@beeoproblem Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch; I was there when it was written
Simon Rolfmore@foone you wait until LinkedIn demands wage verification
sabik
Cassandra is only carbon now@foone doing a sound check before you start your set, call that stage verification.
measuring the outer radius of a cable to make sure it fits through a grommet, call that gauge verification.
Asta [AMP]
Fay 🏳️🌈
Phie Lux 
Advanced Persistent Teapot@foone I only verify for cash compensation.
That's right, in this house we do wage verification.
Zr40 🔜 plenty of places@foone Mailing some stamps for postage verification
Enno Rehling@foone verify that you are a Street Fighter using Kage verification.
Clarissa | making Enigma Heart
Devlin 
@ClarusPlusPlus @foone i like trains, do i require gauge verification?
Dot Maetrix@foone But Alice, we already knew you're a fage 
@foone (we sell these things at work and I find it extremely funny that they have to go "it's pronounced Fa-yeh" on the side)
Ziggy the Hamster ☎️ 4ZTH@DotMaetrix @foone my boyfriend still calls it faggy and there’s nothing you can do about it
Also, I apparently am in the yogurt business too
@DotMaetrix yeah, as a known fage I don't listen to that bit on the side.
november@foone That sounds like @mindpersephone 's vibe
Persephone
Luna Ruby Artemis 💛🤍💜🖤
Alice 🌸 in her puppygirl era? Maybe@foone and you just have to walk into any average millennial's home for beige verification
SnowFox
irelephantThe herb forum has sage verification
Colin