We're not any friendlier up North, it's just our arseholes are spread over a wider geographical area, so it feels that way. The bellend per square mile is off the charts in the South East.
@anon_opin so you spread your arseholes wide up north, that's what you're saying?

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Need a heat map for this on my GPS.

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The FD[1] increases exponentially the closer you get to SW1A 0AA, and I sometimes wonder what is preventing it from collapsing into a singularity. (Probably the immense repulsive force contained inside it and also nearby buildings.)

[1] Fuckwit Density. (Alternatively "Fascist Density", though that's usually the Home Office in Marsham Street.)

@anon_opin I'm not sure if this is about the USA or the EU

@TemplailloAhi @anon_opin It's about humanity. People far away are arseholes, so we have amoral right - nay, imperative - to teach them the error of their ways.

(Sgd) Every populist politician this side of Sargon of Akkad.

@TemplailloAhi @anon_opin Neither; it's about the UK :)

- USA folk spell it "asshole" (because they are incorrect 😛)
- I don't think there's a such a marked north vs south divide across the EU (I haven't checked though)
- the north of the UK has a reputation for being much friendlier than the south (IME it is, but the both have their charms)
- south east England (which includes London) is the wealthiest region of the UK

@anon_opin They are so close they are rubbing together.

I'd say I was channelling Frankie Howerd - titter ye not! - but you'd take it the wrong way.