Anon OpinWe're not any friendlier up North, it's just our arseholes are spread over a wider geographical area, so it feels that way. The bellend per square mile is off the charts in the South East.
WellsiteGeo@anon_opin They are so close they are rubbing together.
I'd say I was channelling Frankie Howerd - titter ye not! - but you'd take it the wrong way.