Anon OpinWe're not any friendlier up North, it's just our arseholes are spread over a wider geographical area, so it feels that way. The bellend per square mile is off the charts in the South East.
Cadbury MooseThe FD[1] increases exponentially the closer you get to SW1A 0AA, and I sometimes wonder what is preventing it from collapsing into a singularity. (Probably the immense repulsive force contained inside it and also nearby buildings.)
[1] Fuckwit Density. (Alternatively "Fascist Density", though that's usually the Home Office in Marsham Street.)