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Gonna frame this in a way I can't possibly get cancelled, but do we love the great and talented Jeff Goldblum or are we sick to DEATH of the insufferable bore

Edit - it's OK I checked, everyone. And it turns out that everyone else also loves him. Just like me. Especially when he goes on about jazz in that way he does that *some* people (terrible people) find grating. Hooray for Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!

All I'm saying is that if I behaved that way...... people would either love me for being a kooky fun guy, or..... push me into the nearest body of water

@TheBreadmonkey He has terrible table manners, all that vomiting acid on his food and so on.

@TheBreadmonkey Honestly, I’ve never not liked Jeff Goldblum in anything. I am sick to death of Tom Cruise, though.

I'm watching him in an interview. And I prefer Tom Cruise in interviews. And he did that thing.

@TheBreadmonkey Are you watching him on Claudia’s new show?

Yep!

@TheBreadmonkey Tom wouldn’t be so good in interviews if people were allowed to ask him about the weird cult he’s a figurehead for.

I should interview him. I would ask him endless questions about jelly. Never relenting even for a moment. Wall to wall jelly content.

@TheBreadmonkey

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey
They'd send you to Jurassic Park, Ben.

David Scott Moyer 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey Yes

cognitively accessible math 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey Who? Who dat :P

Brian Nicar 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey I'm afraid that he's not even on my radar anymore and hasn't been for a long time... ;>)

He's under your house. He sees you when you're sleeping.

Brian Nicar 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey I wonder if he's that half-man, half-fly creature? ;>)

Michael Gemar 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey He’s…a lot.

MrCopilot 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey yes

irne jawe 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey I’m sick of him, unfortunately

Anne Ominous 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey

i dunno. he is a lot, but i'm still fine with him...
🤣

( from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZi6NCuLbQ )

babbling 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey

this should be answer enough (although i want to know which answer you think it is)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Girls_Are_Easy?wprov=sfla1

Earth Girls Are Easy - Wikipedia

George Liquor, American 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey Don't like him. He's very very impressed with himself.

bazkie 👩🏼‍💻 bitplanes 🎵4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey absolutely adore him, he's far from boring imho

WithQuietEyes 4d ago

as actors go, he is not omnipresent enough to be annoying, is my two cents. In small doses he's charming

Ari "Two Sheds" Jackson 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey did he do something bad? Did he get canceled? Or is this just a general question about his talent?

For what it's worth, I think he's a very talented human being. I would hope that he is kind and compassionate in real life, but I really have no idea.

On that note I I am starting the show KAOS over again, probably today.

I did enjoy that. Much more than the interview I'm currently enduring.

@TheBreadmonkey I like him. Had a brief conversation with him in an elevator once. He’s a self deprecating, sweet guy.

CaesarNK 𒄷 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey I like how his roles recently aren't even acting, he's just being Jeff Goldblum

Dave Pitt 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey I once wrote about dictionaries and got distracted by Jeff Goldblum.

https://davethepitt.substack.com/p/slow-yerself-downtake-a-breath-and

Slow Yerself Down,Take a Breath and Let Wonderful Things Happen.

I'm starting a trend where we all use paper dictionaries and thesauri. Join me.

Dave Pitt's Wordage

babbling 4d ago

@davethepitt @TheBreadmonkey

i am fully in favor of dictionaries and thesauruses.

and i liked your piece.

Dave Pitt 4d ago

@babblingaboutstuff @TheBreadmonkey ahhh fank ooo.

babbling 4d ago

@davethepitt @TheBreadmonkey

you are very much welcome 😅

Guillotine Jones, Flâneur 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey
Didn't recognize you in you new guise, Ben.
Is it Jeff Goldblum's birthday or something?

@Guillotine_Jones

No just saw him on a thing 😊

Kara Goldfinch 4d ago

@TheBreadmonkey He's wonderful. I just love that he's just Jeff regardless of which character he's playing.

@TheBreadmonkey
Jeff Goldblum is up there with Keanu as likability. Course I'm old and remember him from Tenspeed and Brown Shoe.