Ben6d ago

Gonna frame this in a way I can't possibly get cancelled, but do we love the great and talented Jeff Goldblum or are we sick to DEATH of the insufferable bore

Edit - it's OK I checked, everyone. And it turns out that everyone else also loves him. Just like me. Especially when he goes on about jazz in that way he does that *some* people (terrible people) find grating. Hooray for Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff!

Show threadBen
All I'm saying is that if I behaved that way...... people would either love me for being a kooky fun guy, or..... push me into the nearest body of water
Mar 21 at 6:37pmWeb
Show threadNick6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey He has terrible table manners, all that vomiting acid on his food and so on.
Show threadNick6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey Honestly, I’ve never not liked Jeff Goldblum in anything. I am sick to death of Tom Cruise, though.
Show threadBen6d ago

@Nickiquote

I'm watching him in an interview. And I prefer Tom Cruise in interviews. And he did that thing.

Show threadNick6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey Are you watching him on Claudia’s new show?
Show threadBen6d ago

@Nickiquote

Yep!

Show threadNick6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey Tom wouldn’t be so good in interviews if people were allowed to ask him about the weird cult he’s a figurehead for.
Show threadBen6d ago

@Nickiquote

I should interview him. I would ask him endless questions about jelly. Never relenting even for a moment. Wall to wall jelly content.

Show threadNick6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey
Show threadGuillotine Jones, Flâneur6d ago
@TheBreadmonkey
They'd send you to Jurassic Park, Ben.