@TheBreadmonkey I used to teleport home after every drunken night out. I'd also always be missing roughly the amount of money a taxi would have cost.

It remains a mystery.

@TheBreadmonkey It certainly does raise questions about just how cost-effective teleportation really is as a mode of transport - especially given the additional risks, such as accidentally waking up in a ditch. Or worse, on a train to Milton Keynes.

No-one goes to Milton Keynes deliberately.

@ApostateEnglishman

FEAR US FOR WE HAVE HARNESSED THE POWER OF A NEUTRON STAR TO CREATE A BEAM SO POWERFUL IT WILL LIFT YOU THROUGH THE FORCE OF YOUR PLANETS GRAVITY FROM WHERE YOU SLEEP ACROSS THE LAND AND TO YOUR HUMANS HOUSE OF WAFFLES OR POSSIBLY MILTON KEYNES

@aadeacon @TheBreadmonkey Milton Keynes is an infinitely recurring grid structure from which there is no escape, because no matter which direction you head in you'll always end up back in the same place.

There are people who landed in Milton Keynes decades ago, and are still wandering the liminal space of identical red-brick houses to this day.