BenNo ones teleported me to a Waffle House in ages 😔
The Sleight Doctor 🃏🍉@TheBreadmonkey I used to teleport home after every drunken night out. I'd also always be missing roughly the amount of money a taxi would have cost.
It remains a mystery.
@TheBreadmonkey It certainly does raise questions about just how cost-effective teleportation really is as a mode of transport - especially given the additional risks, such as accidentally waking up in a ditch. Or worse, on a train to Milton Keynes.
No-one goes to Milton Keynes deliberately.
Petra@ApostateEnglishman @TheBreadmonkey
Erm. I have deliberately gone to Milton Keynes.
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman
Look, it is where they keep my university. If it weren't for that I would never have gone there